Tony Stark being Tony Stark.
Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’
I NEED THIS!!
Steve Rogers is so done with this crap.
#this is funny until you realize steve was completely ready to die in TFA #and Avengers is him being pushed into a world he’s expected to fight for #when he signed up to be a soldier#one of a thousand #and died to save the world already seventy years ago #it’s been maybe a week since they woke him back up #told him#(reminded him) #everyone he loves is dead or gone from him#and put a grieving 26 year old #in the suit of an icon#and told him to perform again#another dancing monkey #’an army’ #’from outer space’ #it’s ridiculous and insane and completely improbable #but everything since the train has been one escalating nightmare #so why the hell wouldn’t this be too? (via linzeestyle)
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → n
↳ nymphadora tonks
"I was never a prefect myself. My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities. Like the ability to behave myself."
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing
THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
#i bet there’s a happy team of shield employees #who keep submitting forms about how steve needs another outfit #he should probably come in for another fitting #but sir we need to make sure the hip to shoulder ratio is perfect #oh and we want to make sure there’s a perfect kevlar section for each ab #just stand there while i get the oil #did i say oil?#i meant measuring tape #funny #what a hilarious misspeak (tags by ifeelbetterer)